Once in a little village below a great mountain, there lived a very unpleasant man. He was quite fond of himself and insisted that people treat him with great respect for surely he deserved it! Well, the people of the village were not amused. They knew he was not a nice person. He never spoke kindly about anyone, he never helped when someone had a problem, and he never even offered a "hello" when passing in the street! You can imagine how the villagers felt when the very unpleasant man announced to them that he should be their king!
Well, after the villagers finished laughing, the man went off to pout. When he did, he took a very long look at the huge mountain that stood above the village. He decided that if he couldn’t be king of the village, then he must be king of the mountain. After all, it is much taller, much bigger, and certainly more important that the puny little village! Yes, the mountain must be his... but to be a proper king he must have a queen! He must have a plan to find himself a queen.
On a very pleasant Saturday, the very unpleasant man snuck around the village until he came upon a wedding just about to begin in the chapel. You would never believe what he did! He snuck into the chapel, stole the bride away and ran off toward the mountain! The whole village heard about his awful deed and ran off after him.
When he came to the forest on the mountain, the bride thief tripped on a rock, fell, and hit his head, knocking him unconscious. When he woke up, the bride was gone and the forest was very dark and spooky. Then, from far away, he heard some strange music and followed the sound until he came to a bluff overlooking a very strange sight!
There below the man, a group of very ugly trolls was dancing around a fire. Their dance was very clumsy and the rags that they wore were dirty and smelly. This made the man believe that they were very stupid creatures. "Aha!" he thought. "I could certainly be their king and this would make me King of the Mountain! So the man made his way down to the circle of dancers and announced his intention to be their king.
Well... the only reason those trolls didn’t eat him right then and there was because the true king of the trolls had a daughter that he was trying to find a husband for. He had been King of the Trolls for a very long time and didn’t think any of the trolls he knew could take his place. Why not give this creature a try? He certainly thinks a lot of himself. So the king told the very unpleasant man that he could be king IF he agreed to do as the trolls do and become one himself. Then he would marry the king’s daughter and become the King of the Trolls! The man agreed and began to do as trolls do so that he could become a troll himself.
The first thing he needed was to look more like a troll, so the lady trolls made him a coat of stinky fur with a tail attached. When he put the coat on it was very heavy and it made him bend over a bit from the weight. It was also very smelly, but it certainly helped him look more like a troll!
The second task was to act like a troll. He snuck around in the shadows like the other trolls and he danced around the fire like the other trolls. This made the king very happy, because the man seemed very close to becoming a troll worthy of marrying his daughter! There was only one more task the man had to complete... he must eat troll food!
The Troll King ordered food to be brought before the man so that he could eat like a troll. You can only imagine what kind of food was served! (Here’s where I ask my students to give their guesses on what the trolls ate. This is lots of giggly fun!) When he saw the platters and bowls and trays of the yuckiest food coming toward him... it was more than he could bear. Off came the troll coat, up came his posture, and away he ran! He would not be a troll king or even a mountain king, and certainly not a troll husband!
Down the mountain he ran, with the pack of trolls close behind him. Faster and faster he raced until his feet were moving faster than his body could handle. Suddenly, he tripped and tumbled, then gained his balance, but tripped again, and again, and again until he landed hard and hit his head... again!
When he woke up this time, there were no trolls around him, no deep dark forest, just a crowd of villagers and a very upset bride glaring down upon him. What happened to him then? That’s for you to decide!
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